So last thursday I decided to do a little dumpster diving to satiate my appetite because, honestly, 1/2 a cup of food a day is simply not enough! I am part beagle! I need to look like a foot stool! What part of this do you not understand mom? dad? So anyway, I found a lovely used feminine hygiene product ready for the taking and eating right in the garbage.
I trotted downstairs to have some "alone time" with my prized possession when mom had to ruin everything by telling me to "drop it." Being the good girl that I am I did (who is kidding who? I thought there'd be a food reward involved). Well as soon as I dropped it guess who grabbed it and SWALLOWED IT WHOLE!
One guess.
So now we are watching and waiting for the offensive object to pass. So far my brother is doing well. He is his usual grumpy JRT self with no vomiting. Watching and waiting.
I will not feed tampons to my brother. I will not feed tampons to my brother. I will not feed tampons to my brother. I will not feed tampons to my brother. I will not feed tampons to my brother. I will not feed tampons to my brother. I will not feed tampons to my brother. I will not feed tampons to my brother....
