Huh? What are you talking about? I was in NYC visiting with my friends. What? I wasn't there? It was just a dream? What? A hallucination brought on by one (or ten) of Lacie's famous Mango smoothies?
Oooh! You were sent home with a gift! For me!
Let me at it!
Look at all of this cool tissue paper! And a squeaky Cuz for Riley and some goodies and pig snouts and a squeaky chicken and a squirrel and a pink princess Nylabone and a cell phone and...A CELL PHONE!!! Thank you so much for these fabulous gifts!!!
Eric! I am going to call you AFTER I take care of this pesky squirrel...
Eric! Are you there??
....I am waiting...Toffeetails operators are standing by...