Some people think it's funny but it's really kinda runny

I am sorry to report that both Riley and I are sick....with the "rhea"...it started with Riley this morning and now I have it.  Mom seems to think that it is because we got into the cat's new food but I beg to differ.  I think that we are sick because of those "killer tomatoes" that are haunting the country giving people the "Salmonellosis."  Anyway, sadly this whole turn of events has not been beneficial to the environment since my mom has to use TWO bags in  order to "pick up" after me.  Plus! She's even had to rip out some grass in the park so as not to leave any evidence....Oops! I think I just crossed the line between details that you need to know and details that you really didn't need to know...sorry.