Ahm! This is Toffee's mom here....
Toffee!!! What exactly do you think you are doing in such a (ahm!) close embrace with Eric! You are clutching him so tight I bet one could barely fit a piece of Saran/cling wrap between the two of you! And what about that leg! That is a bit too much exposure for my liking young lady! Toffee, you told us that you were going off to the UK to a Halloween pawty with ALL of your friends not just one pawticular "friend"...and seriously, what is with that tongue all over his face - I am pawsitive that Lacie did NOT teach you that trick!...honestly...wait until your father finds out...
17 comments:
They're just dancing, Toffee's mom! Honest! We witnessed the whole thing!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Toffee,
That is so great that you have a boyfriend! I'm sure your dance with Eric was very innocent.
Your friend,
Niamh
Woah! What have I been missing? Please tell me!!!
Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer
Toffee!
Uh oh... I suggest you pack your bags and come visit me for the next couple of days 'till the humans cool off.
Sparky
Mr & Mrs Toffee.
Oh no. It's honestly dog-ablogging not not what you think. I was teaching Toffee to fox trot, that's part of the routine. We were practising for our "Strictly Come Dancing" audition. It's a very popular TV show here. We were the star guests!!!(sorry Toffee for spoiling your suprise for your 2 leggeds) I'll ask Mother if she took any photos of us.
Yours wagfully, Master Eric Square Dog.
Um Auntie Toffee's Mom...
Now now now....here...have this sip of RELAXIN' SMOOTHIE...yep...I'm thinkin' u had a hard day at work...dog bit ya? Kitty scratch??? Yep...here...another sip...um A SIP NOT A GULP...NO NO NO NO NO...NOT THE WHOLE GLASS...um...you just downed the entire blender?? Oh. Well,then. And you think Eric and Toffee look cute together?? And that maybe she should what??? Pardon? You NEED TO STOP GIGGLIN' and speak more clearly... Wear a MORE revealin' dress to set off her charms?? Hmm...OK then...that could be arranged. What? Could I whip up another batch of smoothies?? Um...well...this appears like it's gonna be a night of it...do you have any more vodk er nootritional additives? Toffee...get Riley to run for some more ice...What? Do I think Toffee should make a long distance 'spensive call to Eric? OH MY.
Toffee...I don't think ur gonna have any more trouble with her....
Love and kisses...
Laciegirl
Hi, Toffee!
I hope you are not in trouble!
Yes, I was there to and I know it was just a happy dancing!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Mrs. Toffee's Mom,
As Eric's best man, errr, pal! (Don't want you getting the wrong idea!) I can vouch that young Toffee and shy Eric had many chaperones over the weekend trip in London. And some of them didn't even pass out from Lacie's "smoothies."
I don't even remember seeing Toffee in that dress, however, I'd swear that little imp LACIE was wearing the same thing in ORANGE. I'm thinking that perhaps this is an altered PUPPERAZI photo of LACIE with BUTCH whilst Archie was cowering under the table.
That girl lives for stirring up trouble.
Your pal and defender of my buddy Eric's honor as well as Toffee's,
Petey
Dancing or not, it looks like it was an exciting pawty!!
Thanks for telling me your little memory! We do have a lot in common.
love & wags,
River
Um...to Toffee's mom
How's your head today? If your havin' any symptoms of Smoothie Overload, I have just the mixture for you...just wait till I get my blender fired up and I'll fix you up in no time flat!
Always ready to help!
Laciegirl
Uh oh, Toffee and Eric ... you better come up with a good one.
xox
Chef
Toffee, you have been spending too much time with Lacie. How shocking!
Slobbers,
Mango
Oh wow, that's one sexy outfit you had there, Toffee! Uh oh, sounds like your mom isn't too pleased there.
woo hoo! this is some racy stuff.
are you two gonna be on Dancing with the Stars?
woofs.
Oh Auntie A...you were RIGHT...there was just a TOUCH of Mango...er mango in there...hopefully ya didn't get any fur in your mouth!!
Tell Toffee we're doing some community service at our house ALL WEEK and she should stop by....Mumsie's in the mountains hiking, but we're being very 'sponsible....
Love and kissies..
Laciegirl
Eeeewwwww Toffee...
Yer busted.....Eric 'n ya make a great couple but I wouldn't dance so close....ya might get caught smoochin'
Dewey Dewster here.....
I am here to vouch for Toffee. Would have come sooner but with gramma in the hospital, everything ground to a halt for us poor dogs!
I was there too, and as I am WELL AWARE of what those smoothies of Lacie's can do, I just sipped slowly on mine. (Apparently you may have learned the same lesson....)
Anyway, no hanky panky went on. Really. Just some dirty dancin!
Hugs
Sunny
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