Thursday, December 27, 2007

Bone to pick.

I am warning you that I have a bone to pick; actually, two bones to pick. Frankly, I am a little, okay a lot upset. Firstly, I begged and begged and begged my mom to buy me a "Michael Vick Chew toy" (somewhat like the one depicted above being gnawed at by a pitbull and righteously so). Anyway, mom diligently went on to not just any website but the OFFICIAL website and purchased me my chew toy...and, here it is at least 3 -4 months later and I still have not received my toy!!

My second bone to pick is with my parents. On Monday they took me (and *sigh* my brother)to "day camp" to play with other dogs - to "socialize" Riley - they said. I was promised that they would pick me up at the end of the day. In fact my dad 2b PROMISED that I would get a hamburger at the end of it. Well here it is 3 days later and still no one has come to pick us up. Some of the other dogs here have been telling me that I was tricked and that Riley and I are actually at a dog boarding kennel - but I know they would not do that to me. I hope they are not lost in the ether with the Michael Vick chew toy...

3 comments:

Stacey said...

Dear Toffee,
Don't worry! I just KNOW that if you're good (and I know you always are!!), your mom will give you hamburger when you get picked up from "day camp". Maybe even a side of Tater Tots?
Your pal,
Stacey

Bride-to-be said...

How do you like your hamburger? Medium, medium well? With cheese? What about lettuce, tomato?

Toffee said...

Dearest Stacey & Bride 2b -

Firstly, tater-tots would be great but tater Bites would be awesome! Additionally, I will take my hamburger any way I can get it but without onions as they are toxic to dogs...

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